Fill the press with just one surname

Create a hot and heavy campaign;

Dominate, oppress and over-throw

Any on-line opposition

On each and every site in which we go!

Now that we are gathered altogether

Dressed in finest linen, lace and leather

They will bend and bow before us

And when they start to sing our praises

Make sure you join in with the chorus!!

Is there anyone that we did miss?

Auntie Meg, Cousin Craig or Uncle Chris?

We'll get all their names now in the press

Make sure no-one is forgotten

Reason why we're famous - is just anybody's guess!

.....ooOOoo.....